Alitalia 2009
Posted by Matteo | Posted in Icantbelieveit! | Posted on 20-03-2008
“Welcome onboard of this Freedom Airline flight! In a few minutes we will be taking off. We will arrive in Arcore (MI) in about 2 hours, just the time for you to listen to the last Berlusconi’s speech on your seat-TV. From Arcore you can take trains, buses or other flights to go wherever you want. As you know any other route other than Milan-Arcore has been cut after Milan being appointed new capital of Italy.
During the flight you’ll have the possibility to watch many interesting programs: Milan-Arsenal 2004, Milan-Juventus 2007, Italian elections 2001, Porta a porta (only one episode, but they’re all the same) and of course the exilarating Berlusconi’s “kapo’” speech at the European Union.
You will be served a very fat lunch but don’t worry: you can order the new Abs-gym-trainer on Mediashopping and you will also receive a free mountain bike with a Shimano gear.
If you are dangerous communists or judges please note that the parachute is the strange thing that seems like a normal backpack. For all other passengers, the parachute is normally under you seat.
We wish you a pleasant journey and we kindly advise you that this airplane is insured under a Mediolanum policy and if Mr. Dudi Berlusconi is the one and only beneficiary.
And now some commercials!”
After midnight, you can enjoy our “special nights” progs by Andrea Verde. For scientists we offer the Carlucci channel: “who won the Nobel prize?”